Crook Cologne
Ecid on The raps & beat
(Hook)
Isn't Strange
I Never Beileved You Or That Self Righteous Costume
Isn't Strange
Everyone Thinks Your Such A Nice Guy But Your A Crook
(Verse)
If Hiphop Was Really Dead. There'd Be Nobody Complaining About it.
brick Walls & Bus Stops Would Be Completely Spotless
Shitty Demo Tapes Would Be Harder To Find Then BinLaden
And The Record Labels Would Let All The MC's Keep The Profits.
If Family Was Really That Fuckin Important
We'd Eat Dinner Together Evernight With Fancy Porcalin China
You Wouldn't See Mom's Side Of The-Family Only Once A Decade
And Saying "I Love You" Wouldn't Be Such A Dead Phrase.
If A Dog Was Really Mans Best Friend
Don't You think They'd Get Drunk And Beat There Women together.
Speak In Secret Code And Brag To There Co-Workers
About All The Times They Went To ball Games In Negative Temperature Weather.
If Really Had All The Answers. Don't You think I Woulda Moved To Europe
Became A Vegetarian, Studied Greek And Learned The
Meanin' Of Life Is What You Make Of It.
Not How Much Of It You Can Burn Up Before You Realize You Mighta Just Waisted It.
(Hook)
Isn't Strange
I Never Beileved You Or That Self Righteous Costume
Isn't Strange
Everyone Thinks Your Such A Nice Guy But Your A Crook
(Verse)
If America Really Was The greatest Country In The World.
We Wouldn't Need To Train Our Children From Birth To Say It Was.
And If It Really Was On The Verge Of Imploding Don't You Think It Would've
Blown Up Already And Left Behind Nothin' But Misc. Junk.
If Size Really Mattered The population Wouldn't Be So High.
If Size Really Didn't There Wouldn't Be So Many Lonely Eye's
And If Every truth Wasn't Followed By A Bold Faced Lie
There'd Be Something Tragically Wrong With Human Natures Need To Survive.
If Fate Really Existed There'd Be No Point To Existence
The Minutes In The Day Would Have Absolutly No Significance
The Lazy Would Just Lay Around Waitin' For Somethin' To Go There Way.
And Those Ambtitious Folks Would Expect Everything To Go There Way.
If I Really Had All The Answers Don't you Think I Wouldv'e Invested In Realistate
Instead Of Thousands Of Records I'll Never get To Appreciate
I Never Woulda Gotta Credit Card Or Took Out A Loan to Get A Car
And Definitly Woulda Learned To Play An Electric Guitar.
(Hook)
Isn't Strange
I Never Beileved You Or That Self Righteous Costume
Isn't Strange
Everyone Thinks Your Such A Nice Guy But Your A Crook